I think I want to join the elite team of fashion police. Today, At Wal-Mart alone, I could have written up 17 citations for failure to match, 3 for indecent exposure, and one just needed to be locked up!! I am telling you, Wal-Mart is like a condensed version of the State Fair, minus the fried Snickers and the giant turkey leg………geeze…..they came outta the wood work today!