On our way home from church tonight Caleb said “Oh, Mom I forgot, I gotta go pee! This frustrates me to no end. He has been running around for thirty minutes and he just now figures out that he needs to go to the bathroom?

“Well” I said, “I am not going back and I am not stopping so I guess you’ll just have to hold it!” “What? No way!” he said.

Ten minutes or so went by when suddenly he said ” Mom when you get real old and I am having to drive you around and you need to pee I am not gonna stop, I’m gonna make you hold it!” What he doesn’t know is that I wont have to hold because I will be wearing a diaper.